so this is me right now:

OO THERE AINT NO OTHER WAY
BABY I WAS BORN THIS WAY

gpoy: this top just does not work on me.

so this happened:

does this qualify me for the real housewives of miami or

gpoy: i have a headache edition.

gpoy: i’m really bored today.

gpoy:

CAN I PLEASE GET A NORMAL FORTUNE FOR ONCE

this is so awkward and my stutter is just so horrible ugh i’m really really sorry, but here it is anyway.
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Aunt, Route, Wash, Oil, Theater, Iron, Salmon, Caramel, Fire, Water, Sure, Data, Ruin, Crayon, Toilet, New Orleans, Pecan, Both, Again, Probably, Spitting image, Alabama, Lawyer, Coupon, Mayonnaise, Syrup, Pajamas, Caught

Now answer these questions:

What is it called when you throw toilet paper on a house?
What is the bug that when you touch it, it curls into a ball?
What is the bubbly carbonated drink called?
What do you call gym shoes?
What do you say to address a group of people?
What do you call the kind of spider that has an oval-shaped body and extremely long legs?
What do you call your grandparents?
What do you call the wheeled contraption in which you carry groceries at the supermarket?
What do you call it when rain falls while the sun is shining?
What is the thing you change the TV channel with?

gpoyw:

hehehheehhehe my hair is gradually fading to pink as you can see.

fact: this hello kitty robe is really really cute, soft, and comfy.

fact 2: this hello kitty robe does not help in making me appear older, or at least my age.