hey florida,

maybe you could explain why you’re so effing cold right now.

p.s. auto-correct had ‘effing’ as ‘offing’.

~om offin cold~

so i was just buying some chain bra straps to go with my new bathing suit right and the women tells me

SHOW THEM GIRLS OFF

o k a y lady yes sfbjfgsjhgf

today’s dliemmas:

it’s too fucking cold and the tea is too fucking hot.

creepy stalker kid is back.

hello, this is my opinion on born this way and some of the issues that go along with it. i will say nothing more about it. unfollow if you feel it’s necessary.

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so i just preordered the deluxe edition of born this way.

fuck yes. i cannot wait for may.

incensewoman replied to your post:there was no coffee in the filter so this morning…

Just a suggestion to you. Buy yourself instant flavored coffee. All you do is heat the water and pour in the coffee and stir it around and you are done. The Incensewoman

i actually do have instant, but my mom prefers it brewed and i’m not picky. i usually switch the machine on in the morning, but every once in a while someone forgets to put coffee in the filter. it’s okay tho, it’s just such a let down when you think you’ve made coffee and it turns out that you definitely did not.

  • there was no coffee in the filter so this morning i just brewed hot water.
  • 'born this way' is beyond fucking amazing.
  • and it took three tries to spell water.
I want for people in the universe, my fans and otherwise, to essentially use me as an escape. I am the jester to the kingdom. I am the route out. I am the excuse to explore your identity. To be exactly who you are and to feel unafraid. To not judge yourself, to not hate yourself. Lady Gaga in the March issue of Vogue

(via vogue)

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~unpopular opinion~

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